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College apps are draining me. I cannot wait until January. Ugh.

— 19 hours ago
nyctaeus:

Ezra Miller for Paper Magazine by Autumn De Wilde

nyctaeus:

Ezra Miller for Paper Magazine by Autumn De Wilde

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— 23 hours ago with 25137 notes

jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

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— 1 day ago with 8397 notes
Me:Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress:Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me:*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
— 1 day ago with 111905 notes